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Saturday, 13 September 2008,11:17:00 PM

just back from a mugging trip at the bishan library with jieji, the good ol' PRC looking dude. shouldn't have opted for bishan, seeing that i saw so many familiar faces, half of which weren't exactly the faces i would like to see.

anyway, what happens when you force 'mr chan poh meng' to cook?

1)He whips up a storm.


2)His students fool around while he fries mee goreng.


3)His students try to emulate his cooking, but 'accidentally' adds 5 saucers of chili padi.

4)His students eats the chilli padi mee goreng and get diarr... diarroheoa... wait... stomachache.

5)The ghost of his former student materialises.

6)Everyone, including 'mr chan', fools around with lemonade slush on the ice cream maker.
Icecream toppings! nothing to do with 'mr chan'.
n.b. note that i've referred to the principal of VJC as Mr Chan, and made no insults towards the integrity of the great instituition of victoria junior college. i've decided to take precautions after hearing about some things in another JC, where one smart arse student likened his school crest to a reproductive organ of humans on his/her blog. however, i reserve the right to comment on how sucky zhss is, now that they have no hold over me =D
thank you. =)


Tuesday, 2 September 2008,10:40:00 PM

after taking SMRT trains for the past 2 days to get to my tuition in orchard plaza, and travelling to pasir ris to have lunch with cephee and cockroach then going back to orchard, i kinda figured out a few things.

SYMPTOMS OF A PURPLE-LINER.

1) Waiting to get off the train at the same door you entered from, only to realise that the exit is behind you.

2) shock when a train enters/ exits a tunnel

3)getting lost in city hall station

4)moving to the rear cabins to look at the tracks while the train is moving, only to forget that there's the driver cabin.

5)constantly staring out the window while the train is travelling above ground

6) grumbling about the noise in the tunnel of SMRT lines.

7) grumbling about the human traffic on SMRT lines.

8)grumbling about old trains and dim lighting

9)surprise at the short amt of time the train takes to stop

10) more grumbling about human traffic on SMRT lines.

purple rocks! =D


tag replies
honey: yeah yeah whatever haha. i accidentally tore your present's wrapping haha.
shimin: hello!
huimay: why you must always tag with spastic names. how's your runescape?
charmaine: hi! =D


Tuesday, 29 July 2008,10:13:00 PM

THIS is my week.

mon: maths remedial after school.
tues: SL training for connect sg at PHS (left sch at 1135!)
wed: Careers fair + da zu untill 7
thurs: supposedly sectionals for huqin AND shangyin for percussion untill 7.30, but now there's SL training for connect sg at anderson primary.
fri: usual timetable untill 1725 + H2 music concert after that
sat: connect sg final training.

not to forget tutorials.
and now there's a *^%$& bug flying around in my room.
need i say more?

tag replies:

honey: the answer is pretty obvious =)
sabrina: what you know? my birthday?
qh: you also!



Tuesday, 22 July 2008,8:53:00 PM

Celebrating the 1 month anniversary of the establishment of the revolutionary movement and the 1 week annivesary of the founding of COMDAF. gratz to all members for our first milestone last thurs =) lmao.


tmr marks my return to percussion in CO. YAY. abit worried if i've lost my touch though.

yesterday went to parkway to buy some stuff with the usual co gang. got a minitoons card that's under xx's name, yet is mine. took some dumb photos, will get them from xx when i'm FINALLY free.

friday is halfday, yet THERE'S TRAINING AT PRESBYTARIAN HIGH. (hope i spelt it correctly.) THERE GOES MY HALFDAY. =(

tag replies

honey: because. because.... i forgot. =( AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME BDAY STILL DARE TO SAY.

qh: of course. as your counsellor i should post everything you say on the net =) how about me...? lmao.

huimay: lame la you tag also spell wrongly. under me nose somemore.


Thursday, 10 July 2008,11:30:00 PM

you're forgiven, honey. =) though you were quite emo tdy.


consider this:

A and B are friends with C, though A, who is a rather popular guy, is not as close to C as B. one day, A decides to woo B by getting close to B. however, something happened between A and C long ago that affected their friendship slightly. this 'thing' may be quite detrimental to A's reputation, provided if ppl believes this incident as there is no concrete proof of it taking place. after considering A for a long time, B hears of this 'thing' that C knows, and after a long time, decides that she wants to know the exact details of the 'thing'. should C divulge it, and risk his friendship with A? or should he keep mum and let B make a decision on her own, running the risks of being with A, someone who may do more harm than good to her?

hmmm. C has to make this decision by tmr. and C can't find his victorian tie for assembly tmr. how?


Wednesday, 9 July 2008,8:11:00 PM


my fingers. *correction: my GAY fingers. all thanks to zoe, i had those fingers for an entire day.


first, the happy stuff for post #100.


- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:44 PM):

*some cockroach emoticon i have on msn, used to symbolise c*** **** lol*

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

lol

- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:44 PM):

yes

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

EWWWW.

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

sjakjdksa

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

adjkasjdaklsd

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

adaskjas

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

a

- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:44 PM):

see i own

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

ss

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

clean the screen away

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

[[qiao&han]]where you soar is where your dreams turn to reality; 耐心是憤怒的解藥 says (10:44 PM):

- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:44 PM):

nvm it can always make a comeback.


this shows the unpopularity of cockroaches, and the ability of cockroaches in making someone type nonsense.
btw there's a zoo growing in vjco. from the original monkey, to the currently 6 animal strong contingent, which happens to include a cockroach lol.and there's a flop council.

for safety reasons, certain parts of the next convo are censored.

Zicong says (9:59 PM):

*censored* says:

sometimes fate makes fun of ppl

Zicong says (9:59 PM):

O NO

Zicong says (9:59 PM):

HALP

- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:00 PM):

LOL

- [BENEDICT] [わたしわイツンですか] saibainu! フロプ says (10:00 PM):

ltr the next sentence: 'sometimes i wish fate would make us like ******** and cow. so envious of them you know.'

Zicong says (10:00 PM):

OMFG

Zicong says (10:00 PM):

..


tag replies:

bang - bang for your buck! LOL. thank you thank you. next time i flood the whiteboard with chips lol.

qh - orh... then... uh... andy? lmao.

charmaine - GOOD GIRL. LOL. your present is still with me.

john - LOL. thats why i dun have to tag both you and charmaine. 2 for the price of one lol.

honey - .______. mrs blur queen. how can you call me that... =(


Tuesday, 1 July 2008,10:37:00 PM


lol kapo-ed from xiuxian's blog again.
from left: tingkai, hongming, weiliang, xiuxian, ruth, cephia, me, and chincher (aka cockroach lmao).

i just realised my clock is still on daylight saving. and i'm lazy to correct it.

tag replies.

john - lol the pidgeot my senior write one. practically the whole board all my doodlings. lol.

qh - NO. IT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR SENIOR. haha. ANG GEE TAT LOVES YOU. mwahaha.

honey - of course i evil. and I'M COLOURBLIND. don't you know? =(

post # 99.